Ok, so I'm a little sensitive. I've just worked my ass off on a double shift, alone on the floor, and have just about had my fill of 'ladies who lunch'. and dinner for that matter. Seriously, where did this breed of person even crawl from..? They're fucking with my Chi whomever they are... Firstly, is it right to complain (at least 5 times, as each new person joins the group) that your husband bought you a potato masher for your birthday...?? And then, get arsey with the waitress (read me) for taking the piss..? It's FUNNY!! And maybe your mashed potatoes are shit. And then, blissfully unaware that your waitress is a trained teacher, slag off teachers as 'stuck-up' and disrespectful of support staff (these ladies who lunch were, in actuality, 8 Learning Assistants) whilst being both these things (and worse) to the poor fucker running around after your fat asses...? Who, by the way, is a teacher and your SUPERIOR anyway. Ok, that off my chest, BIG UP to the lovely wheel-chair bound old lady whose false teeth got stuck to the treacle tart and to the lovely table of four people who kept saying how contagious my smile (though I think it's safe to assume anyone's smile...) is... You guys helped me through.
Keep smiling... Peace and love
Sorry Manu, I know the French like to moan and you feel I'm encroaching upon your territory with this 'rant'.. The message remains. However, full philosophical musings to return tomorrow. Inspired by Big Tom (not the peanuts...) Sxx
ReplyDeletehaving worked in hospitality for many years, it always amuses me when people fail to consider the consequences of their breathtakingly ignorant rudeness to people who are bring them food.
ReplyDeleteI wish people would realise there's no shame in waiting on, and many waitresses and waiters are doing a job out of necessity, not through lack of ablilty. Also, as the mighty website shitmydadsays.com has it:
"Look, we're basically on earth to shit and fuck. So unless your job's to help people shit or fuck, it's not that important, so relax."
haha @ Colin!
ReplyDeleteI understand the annoyance Sash, however be careful at the feeling of superiority - dangerous ground when you're sorting out your Chi !!
I'm chuffed for your fortuitous meeting with the horse lady-I love the way the events unfold when you stay open to the signs...xxxx
Ruth, now, come on, you know me (slightly) better than that....it's a JOKE!!!! Based on their rantings about the teachers!! Hahahaha! I shall devise a code to place after sarcastic comments seen as how they may not translate so well in print...! Colin, I concur. Don't be fooled by my apparently rageful language, I speak like this all the time... I'm fae Glasgow and trying to desensitise people to swearing as I don't believe in 'good' or 'bad' words (as I don't believe in 'good' or 'bad' people, experiences...etc...) just words. My message from yesterday was 'despite the shit, keep smiling...it makes people feel better...' Jeez, if I have to go clarifying myself to this extent I'll have no time for the ponies. Or tequila... Damn. Note to self... 2am blog-writing is perhaps not the way forward..But does generate discussion... Peace and Love Sxx
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